1. sweatyscrotum:

    I’m not like other girls!XD

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    I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.image

    Oh my god, i hate sluts! image

    Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird. image

    All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.image

  2. akoolguy:

    hardcockforhitchcock:

    raving-mad-hatter:

    ok so I met Tommy Wiseau and asked for a cheek kiss pic and he got really into it. he asked if he’d met me before and i was like “yeah once, you made fun of me for being short.” and he just totally ignores that and goes “haha you’re so beautiful can I pick you up?”

    so he picks me up and starts just swinging me in circles while there’s a huge line of people waiting and I didn’t know what to do so I started singing “you are my rose” at him

    not sure what else i expected from tommy. he gave me a necklace though. it says “you’re good but be better”

    My friend was held in tommy wiseau’s arms.

    you’re good but be better

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  5. rexium:

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    Steal his look: Tobias Fünke (never nude)

    MICHEAL KORS Dunmore Camouflage Weekender: $748.00

    White 1000 Count Egyptian Cotton Down Comforter: $800.00

    Wool/Silk Experia Crew Socks: $17.99 (a pair)

    Birkenstock Arizona Aviator Men’s Sandels: $159.00

    Giorgio Armani AR5002 Glasses: $280.00

    Fake Mustache: $3.00